Shockingly ministers, murderers and convicts roam around freely in the Tihar jail. Mr Kalmadi who is in jail for the CWG scam is having tea with the Jail Superintendent ! How good is life inside a jail and is this punishment ? Well foggetaboutit ! This is an exclusive club and you have to be a big time scamster to be able to get in. If you are sure you are going to be in trouble, apply soon....
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hum (ne) mara India (we screwed India)
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high tea, hospitals, toilet training for the superscamsters
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Members have the privilege to meet and hobnob with the high and mighty, participate in big money scam methodology workshops. Opportunities of high tea with jail superintendent and other officials. Develop friendships with people from different professions like murder, rape, cheating etc. You will have a lot of free time in hand to develop these skills too and contribute more crap to society. Non negotiable participation in daily squat yoga sessions where you learn new toilet skills. High profile TV and media coverage assured (even when visitors come).
Pre-qualification requirement: You must have cheated your country in the interest of national security or development. The more the better and the higher you were in society the higher you are placed in the Club totem pole.
NOTE: Please do not apply if your scam is less than 10,000 cr
Membership fees: none - just meet the pre-qualification requirement.
Associate Members: These are members who will be inducted by 'association' - murderers, rapists, charlatans, gun runners, mafia types and such who will teach this elite new skills and provide insights.
BREAKING NEWS: A preview of the Club was launched and you can see the power - 24 hours live coverage and dismissal of Jail Supdt.
-------- EARLY JAIL_BIRD OFFER NOW OPEN -------
--- PRE-LAUNCH MEMBERSHIP OFFER ---
--- APPLY BEFORE YOU ARE CAUGHT !! ----
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hum (ne) mara India (we screwed India)
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high tea, hospitals, toilet training for the superscamsters
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